(Source: andersonhastings, via irresponsiblymad-foryou)
3021fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find
jesus christ dad what the fuck
except no.
with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post
(via itsvondell)
You should have heard by now from the news and at twitter about what happened in my country…
(Source: fonbaligi, via itsvondell)
Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
(Source: dressedinslowmotion, via digivolves)
beyonce walks in the room and finds jay-z holding blue ivy in his arms. beyonce furiously grabs the baby from her husband and tosses her out the window, screaming “i’ll be damned if i see another chick on your arm”
(Source: cowboybeboop, via fuckyeahqueenbeyonce)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Throw it up, throw it up
Watch it all fall out
Pour it up, pour it up
That’s how we ball out
(Source: moonhoe)
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
(Source: epic-humor, via yugoslavic)
